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Funny & Witty Status Updates for Facebook:
Don’t let your superiors know you are better than they are.
The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
Birds of a feather flock together…then crap on your car.
Don’t marry for money – you can borrow it cheaper.
In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal.
- Did you hear about the fight at the candy store? Two suckers got licked.
- Most people have two reasons for what they do.. a good reason and the real reason.
- Can too much skin lightening cream turn you invisible? Hey, I’m over here.
Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well.
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Watch out, he bites!
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