Thursdays Witty Status Updates for Facebook

Witty Status Updates, Pics, and Videos to post to your Facebook.  Here you are friends…

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Funny & Witty Status Updates for Facebook:

• Don’t let your superiors know you are better than they are.
• The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
• Birds of a feather flock together…then crap on your car.
• Don’t marry for money – you can borrow it cheaper.
• In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal.
• Did you hear about the fight at the candy store? Two suckers got licked.
• Most people have two reasons for what they do.. a good reason and the real reason.
• Can too much skin lightening cream turn you invisible? Hey, I’m over here.