Thursdays Witty Status Updates for Facebook

Witty Status Updates, Pics, and Videos to post to your Facebook.  Here you are friends…

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Funny & Witty Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Don’t let your superiors know you are better than they are.
  • The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
  • Birds of a feather flock together…then crap on your car.
  • Don’t marry for money – you can borrow it cheaper.
  • In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal.
  • Did you hear about the fight at the candy store? Two suckers got licked.
  • Most people have two reasons for what they do.. a good reason and the real reason.
  • Can too much skin lightening cream turn you invisible? Hey, I’m over here.
Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well.
Funny Picture to Post:
Watch out, he bites!
Funny Video to Post:
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