Congratulations friends, you made it to the weekend! Here is the world famous weekend wrap – up for your Facebook posting pleasures…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
I dieted for a month and all I lost was 30 days.
- The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill out a job application.
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
It is not sufficient to be a success, it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.
I wasn’t sleeping. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- It’s so quiet that I can actually hear myself think. No good can come of this.
- I’d be in great shape if I ran like my mouth.
- In other news, sources close to the sun say, “OW! IT’S HOT! IT’S HOT!!!”
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
Funny Pictures to Post:
Please don’t eat me Camel!!!!
Another funny picture to post:
Chuck Norris’s Toliet Paper.
Funny Video to Post:
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