Mid Week Boost of Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook

Heyyyyyyyyyy!  Welcome back, friends, we missed you.  Here is the funny stuff you crave to post to your FB profile…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • You know why Fish are so skinny?  Because they eat Fish.
  • Lying about my age is easier now that I sometimes forget what it is.
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
  • There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
  • Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
  • I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Funny Picture to Post:

And what did you say your qualifications were again?

Awesome Video to Post:

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Future Funk FTW!

Alright folks, that is it for the Mid-Week Status Updates!  Check back tomorrow for Thursdays funny facebook posts.  Until then join our FB Fan Page or download our 4-Star Rated iPhone App.