Heyyyyyyyyyy! Welcome back, friends, we missed you. Here is the funny stuff you crave to post to your FB profile…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- You know why Fish are so skinny? Because they eat Fish.
- Lying about my age is easier now that I sometimes forget what it is.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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And what did you say your qualifications were again?
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Future Funk FTW!