Tuesday + Funny = Funny Status Updates

Howdy friends!  Here are your funny status updates for Tuesday…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• I’m not a great lover, but at least I’m fast.
• The difference between “People Watching” and “Person Watching” is a Restraining Order. Evidently.
• If the universe wanted me to be thin, food wouldn’t taste so good.  (From our FB Fan Page)
• I never fail. I just don’t always get it right the first 30 times.
• After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’
• I never really learned the difference between what is right or wrong. That’s why I automatically assume that whatever I say MUST be right.