Tuesday + Funny = Funny Status Updates

Howdy friends!  Here are your funny status updates for Tuesday…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I’m not a great lover, but at least I’m fast.
  • The difference between “People Watching” and “Person Watching” is a Restraining Order. Evidently.
  • If the universe wanted me to be thin, food wouldn’t taste so good.  (From our FB Fan Page)
  • I never fail. I just don’t always get it right the first 30 times.
  • After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’
  • I never really learned the difference between what is right or wrong. That’s why I automatically assume that whatever I say MUST be right.
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
Funny Picture to Post:
If only Tiger had seen this poster.
Funny Video to Post:
Hahhaa, if there is one thing that never gets old it is old people dancing like crazy.  Need more?  Join our FB Fan Page or Download our iPhone App.