Aloha friends! Hope you had a great weekend. Good news, it’s going to be a great week! Start it off right with these hilarious status updates….
Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:
- If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic?
- Society is never going to make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other.
- ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ (Part of the 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App – Over 8,000/monthly users!)
- If I become a fan of myself, does that mean that every time I update my wall it will send an update to my wall?
- I like all of the music in my itunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes.
- Whoever says that pizza is not good for you is sooo wrong. You can actually get every single food group into a single slice. You can’t say that about much else. ツ (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
- Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
Funny Picture to Post:
Talk about a cool use of Photoshop! Attack of the killer frog 🙂
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