Happy Tuesday to You…

What is UP?!?!  Tuesday is here and ready to rock you.  Luckily we are here to get you and your FB friends through the day…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:

  • Sign at the Optometrist’ office.. “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
  • If you’re so caught up in avoiding lightning, you may not ever enjoy a single thunderstorm
  • Decided to start dressing like the other non-conformists.
  • Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. (Part of the 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App – Over 8,000/monthly users!)
  • Lead, follow, or conscientiously object.
  • I dated this musician who used to play his songs for me over the phone. Then I realized he was just putting me on hold.
  • It’s so cute how you think I’m listening.
  • If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. ツ (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
  • I get coma toes when my foot falls asleep.

Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there’s anything good, but nothing ever changes.

Cool Link: Check out the new “Meh” feature proposed for Facebook.

Funny Picture to Post:

Another Funny Picture:

Please don’t scramble my brains!!!

Funny Video to Post:

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