The Mid Week Status Update!

Hope you’re having a great Wednesday. Brighten someone else with these hilarious…

Funny Status Update for Facebook:

  • Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • Down came the rain and washed the spider out…. HAHAHA I WIN, SPIDERS!!!!
  • I wear my wife’s eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way.
  • When I “rage against the machine” the machine is usually a printer.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.
  • The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • I’ll be going to my friend’s Halloween party as a trapped Chilean miner unable to go to a friend’s Halloween party.
  • Why do I need a wingman? How’s a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid?
  • “Vini Vidi Venti” –I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks.
  • The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence. that way, they never suspect you hung up on them.
  • No one is listening until you fart. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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