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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID search: “Status Updates for Facebook” in the Android Market!)
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.
- I may be old and a little dumpy but it’s people who look like me that always win the lottery.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.
- Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it craps on your head. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- Less we, more me
- My body is a temple. (built over a landfill)
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- Talk is cheap… except when Congress does it.
- It’s not the voices in my head that bother me. It’s the voices in your head.
- Without God our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday & Shatteredday.
- Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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