Sorry for the lack of updates this week, we just went through a major server upgrade which means really good things are on their way and no more down time. Here is the funny stuff to post that will have your friends laughing all weekend…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
- How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murder for him? I can’t even get two kids to brush their teeth.
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Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you’ll find a nut.
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Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
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If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
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An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh.
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Still waiting to see a used car commercial that looks like they cared enough to do more than one take.
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I’m not saying she’s easy, but if she advertised on TV, they’d call it a nymphomercial.
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I really need to find a boyfriend. Guy at poker table was like “This is my girlfriend, Kayla,” and I was like, “This is my sandwich, Ham.”
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The hardest part about having an ugly child is lying to them when they ask you if you love them.
- Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Funny Picture to Post:
Everyone needs a monkey who can fit in their hands!
Funny Video to Post:
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Unnecessary censorship is hilarious!!! 🙂 hahaha have a safe and enjoyable weekend! See you on Monday, folks For some more awesome content throughout the weekend “like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App , now available on ANDROID – search Status Updates for Facebook in the Android Market. Thanks for stopping by!
