Happy Monday to You!

Welcome back friends!  This is what you came here for…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Without ME, it’s just AWESO. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • If I’ve ever been described as “athletic”, it was probably meant as a combination of the words “athlete” and “pathetic”.
  • The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series? I didn’t even know Chuck Norris had a baseball team.
  • Unlike drugs, Facebook addiction won’t cost you anything, except your social life.
  • Having a dog is like having an alarm system that stains your floors.
  • I better get to sleep. I have to get up early to call in sick to work.
  • Smile. Your enemies hate it.
  • “All that glitters is not gold” True. Sometimes it’s morons pretending to be vampires.
  • Who wants to go to the all-you-can-eat-now and all-you-regret-later buffet?
  • I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • “Me, fail English? That’s unpossible!” ~The Simpsons
  • Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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Haha, patty cake, patty cake!  That is classic!!! Hope you laughed your way through Monday!  Check back tomorrow for more hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your Facebook or Twitter.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.