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Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter:
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. (Part of the 4-star Rated Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App – Over 4,000/monthly users!)
- As you can imagine, Edward Scissorhands was strictly forbidden from running.
- You wouldn’t believe how much time it has taken me to send this Facebook status update from a payphone… (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Scientists are now saying the Triceratops never existed. first Pluto, now this!?!? my childhood was a lie…
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