The Witty Wednesday Status Updates

Welcome back friends!  Here is the goods…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App)
  • Women treat me like I’m a piece of meat……. And like they’re vegetarians.
  • AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT AUGUST 2010. This August has 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays, all in one month. It happens once in 823 years.
  • Sometimes the birthday reminders on Facebook remind me of the friends I need to delete. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
  • Shouldn’t the air and space museum be empty?
  • If these celebrity stints in rehab were any shorter, they’d be drive-thrus.
  • Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
  • I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.
  • If I had a job installing light bulbs it would be perfect, since I have a tendency to screw everything up.

I don’t get even. I get odder.

Funny Picture to Post:

Now that is what I call a good looking hog!

Funny Video to Post:


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