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Crazy Facebook Status Posts:
- Being an adult is dumb.
- Sorry I can’t make it to your party tonight- I have to get up REALLY early tomorrow afternoon.
- About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month, more than signed up for Obamacare. Obamacare is less popular than chlamydia.
- Me everyday: today is not my day.
- According to the white girl weather report, today will be “suuuuper duper sunny” with a high of “ughhhh” and a low of “fuh-reezing!”
- Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99% of the time?
- America: Where the phones are getting smarter and thinner, while the people get dumber and fatter.
- If money can’t buy happiness explain pizza.
- That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your Facebook.
- I was very moved by your shove.
- “Latte” is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
- If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn’t be at your funeral because I would be in jail for killing the person that killed you.
- Some people should come with subtitles.
- Take a lesson from the weather.
Learn to be talked about without responding.
- Of all the unsolved mysteries, I wonder why we must stop talking to be able to start peeing.
- Sometimes life just needs a good, hard CTRL ALT DELETE.
- Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.
- How are babies not self-consciousness of their thighs?
- I’m playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can’t get off the couch or I’ll die.
- My friends are the type of friends that if my house was on fire, they would be over here with marshmallows and hitting on the hot fireman!
Dude, A Bowl!
Do you see Faces everywhere too? I think there’s a medical name for that!
PLEASE HELP! – 10yr old cancer patient hopes music video shot in CT children’s hospital will go viral…
Please share this inspirational video! What a beautiful and strong little girl! Help make her wish come true and get this video viral!