Stand back, Otter Talking, and Fun Status Updates

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20 Fun Facebook Status Updates

1. Why does nobody want to hire a “learns as I go” software engineer? I’m good, or at least I will be, I promise
2. All you need is love… and a dog.
3. I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long.
4. I’m not popular, but I have nice friends. I’m not rich but I have what I need. I may not be liked but I know I’m loved.
5. One old song. A thousand old memories.
6. English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup B*tches.
7. When I get married, divorce is not an option. You’re mad? Take your ass in the other room , calm down, because we’re going to work this out.
8. All I’m saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama.
9. The higher pitched my “hey!” the greater the chance I don’t remember who you are.
10. That awkward moment when you don’t understand the feeling that you’re feeling.
11. When a girl says: “I’m cold.” don’t be stupid and say “me too.
12. It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from “this is the best day ever” to “I want to punch every person on planet Earth.”
13. I never quite know exactly what I’m talking about.
14. Hey websites, I will always “skip intro”, so knock it off.
15. I admit you’re funny on facebook…. But I will never talk to you in real life. EVER!
16. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame that they’ll never meet…
17. You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know.
18. My phone is always there for me and likes to cuddle.
19. The world is at peace when you’re eating a burrito.
20. I’m wearing that smile you gave me.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Stand Back!

Haha, that is classic! Those two look like they were made for that shot.

Talking Otter…

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Exactly how I picture an Otter sounding 🙂