Cheerful Doggy, The Marauder, and Top Statuses

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Top Facebook Statuses

  1. The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
  2. I didn’t choose the indecisive life the indecisive life may or may not have chosen me.
  3. It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic.
  4. Worry less, Smile more.
  5. I do my best proofreading after I hit “send”.
  6. Holding my breath until someone likes this status.
  7. I’ve solved global warming! Just set your weather apps to Celsius.
  8. Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.
  9. I wasn’t sleeping at my desk. I just needed to put my head down to concentrate better.
  10. The snooze button is life’s way of saying that waking up sucks.
  11. If I’m going to sweep all of my problems under the rug, then I’m going to need a bigger rug.
  12. Nutella ice cream, that is all.
  13. Always be yourself, unless you suck…and if you suck you should try being more like me.
  14. The amount of food I can prepare during a commercial break is amazing.
  15. I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up . . . cause, you know . . . I’m still looking for ideas.
  16. I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket”
  17. Destiny may decide who touches your Life ~ Your heart may decide who touches your Soul ~ But…Tequila decides who touches your body
  18. Your beliefs don’t make you a better person, your behavior does.
  19. The walk of shame you have to do to pick up your paper basketball you missed.
  20. It isn’t until all’s been said and done that you actually realize all you should have said and done.

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