Make your weekend last, share these…
Good Facebook Statuses:
- Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second rule has now been increased to 10.
- I’m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
- Theirye’re, problem solved.
- It’s crazy that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it’s “art” and “music”…. but if I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”…….
- If a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
- People will stab you in the back & ask why you bleeding.
- I don’t always turn the radio down, but when I do, it’s because I’m lost as heck.
- *Does 10 sit-ups. *Checks for abs.
- Dogs > Cats Any day. Anytime. Anywhere.
- I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
- How to find the name of a song: type all the words you know in Google and hope for the best.
- I don’t always talk on the phone. But when I do, I walk around like an idiot and touch everything in sight.
- My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
- Getting used to disappointment is disappointing.
- Have you ever looked at the last few loads of dirty laundry and considered just throwing them away??
- I can hear the Pink Panther theme song playing inside my head. I may or may not be getting into all kinds of mischief this afternoon.
- The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
- How come when I wake myself up from talking in my sleep, I feel its necessary to finish the conversation out loud?
- I wonder how much deeper oceans would actually be without sponges.
- It’s true we don’t know what we’ve got until its gone, but we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives
Kitty wants to Pop That!
SMASH! So Cute 🙂
Nicholas Cage Makes Surprise Appearance in new Miley Video…
Can’t be unseen! Wrecking Ball never looked so good.