Balloon Kitty, Nicholas Cage vs. Miley Cyrus, and Good Facebook Statuses

Make your weekend last, share these…

Good Facebook Statuses:

1. Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second rule has now been increased to 10.
2. I’m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
3. Theirye’re, problem solved.
4. It’s crazy that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it’s “art” and “music”…. but if I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”…….
5. If a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
6. People will stab you in the back & ask why you bleeding.
7. I don’t always turn the radio down, but when I do, it’s because I’m lost as heck.
8. *Does 10 sit-ups. *Checks for abs.
9. Dogs > Cats Any day. Anytime. Anywhere.
10. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
11. How to find the name of a song: type all the words you know in Google and hope for the best.
12. I don’t always talk on the phone. But when I do, I walk around like an idiot and touch everything in sight.
13. My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
14. Getting used to disappointment is disappointing.
15. Have you ever looked at the last few loads of dirty laundry and considered just throwing them away??
16. I can hear the Pink Panther theme song playing inside my head. I may or may not be getting into all kinds of mischief this afternoon.
17. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
18. How come when I wake myself up from talking in my sleep, I feel its necessary to finish the conversation out loud?
19. I wonder how much deeper oceans would actually be without sponges.
20. It’s true we don’t know what we’ve got until its gone, but we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Kitty wants to Pop That!

SMASH! So Cute 🙂

Nicholas Cage Makes Surprise Appearance in new Miley Video…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Og4LaB1Zc[/youtube]

Can’t be unseen! Wrecking Ball never looked so good.