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- It is called Facebook not ProblemBook. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Everyone has three lives; a public life, a private life, and a secret life.
- In the next 20-30 years, One of the hardest things our kids will have to do will be finding a screen name that hasn’t already been taken.
- The front pockets in a suitcase exist solely for you to stuff in all the crap you forgot to pack before you zipped the suitcase up.
- That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password into your user name box.
- Dear Facebook, I can’t believe you still haven’t gotten that DISLIKE button. Sincerely, YouTube!
- Why don’t web browsers wait until you know if you got the password right to ask if you want to save it?
- You really annoy me, go swimming with a brick tied to your foot.
- If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends. (222+Likes in 13minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- What if animals all speak a universal language, and we’re the odd ones out???
- When I think about how much time I’ve spent on Facebook, I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my mouse wheel.
- “I’m not like most girls” – most girls
- If my dog takes a crap in public, 9 out of 10 times I only pick it up if someone sees it happen.
- Being strangers, then friends, then more than friends, then strangers again.
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?
This cat just wants to box you up!
Put your dukes up! What an adorable boxing kitty. Post to your Facebook wall and watch the LIKEs and comments fly in.
Man gets epic Skittles boom box in mail, awesomeness ensues…
Hahah, how awesome was that? Guy dances like a champ 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and you’re certain to get some Skittle love!
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