Symphonic Jokes, Karate Monkey, & Top Statuses

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Top Facebook Statuses Updates this week:

• Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.
• I’ve always wanted to know what was Victoria’s secret…
• Weird Facebook Mark Zuckerberg trick… Go to Facebook.com/4
• If you had to guess how many times I’ve visited your Facebook profile what would you say?
• LIKE if you check your fridge every 10 minutes just to see if any food may have magically appeared.
• Tired of being single? Go sleep on the couch for a night and remember what it feels like to be in a relationship.  (152+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Getting groceries is the easy part, it’s the Jenga/Tetris game putting them away that’s tricky.
• Being normal? That must be AWFUL!
• I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to everyone… on Facebook.
• I’m not talking about Facebook, I want to know how to block you in real life.
• The three phases of love: 1. XOXO 2. XXX 2. EX
• Call me crazy but, a relationship should be between 2 people, and not the whole world!
• America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans.
• The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Pregnancy tests should read: You’re Screwed! or Keep Screwing.

Sometimes even the Symphony can be good for a laugh or two…

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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you the incredible Karate Monkey:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kRb06w_XPo[/youtube]

The Karate monkey represents HOPE for all humanity. That one day in the future perhaps Monkeys will defend us from evil-doers. Or, it means Karate trained Monkeys may be plotting world domination. Either way that video is guaranteed to make anyones day better. Post to a friends Facebook and watch the LIKEs and comments fly in.