Make your weekend last longer, share one of these..
Top 20 Weekend Facebook Status Updates:
- I think I’ve moved past procrastinating into actually jeopardizing my future.
- If watermelon exists why don’t airmelon, firemelon and earthmelon exist?
- “so how are things?”
me: please don’t make me think about my life
- I always change my mind about everything except the password I have been using since I was 10.
- to wait a long time & get no help press 1
to wait a long time & get no help press 2
to wait a long time & get no help press 3
- I never know whether to screw up my taxes myself or hire a professional to do it.
- The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them.
- There should be an award for anyone who actually finishes a tube of chapstick.
- I hope you step on a Lego.
- I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
- Having a dry wedding is a great way to reduce the number of RSVP’s.
- I’m “as long as we eat before 8pm” years old.
- To heal a wound you need to stop touching it.
- I’m in no shape to exercise.
- Ever have pizza at a friend’s as a kid and experience quiet horror at her family’s choice of toppings? That feeling is my entire love life.
- Growing old is being increasingly Penalized for a crime you haven’t committed!
- Bugs know exactly where the opening in the window is. They just like to f*ck with you. Nature’s trolls.
- You can call someone who makes prosthetics a professional body builder.
- Monkeys made it to space before we did without even trying.
- Since Disney now owns Star Wars and the new one will be out this year, featuring Princess Leia. That would now make her a Disney Princess.
Robot Plays with Cat, Kittens are Terrified..
Just animals being adorable in HD, that’s all.
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