Well, at least it’s Thursday. Share one of these..
20 Amusing Facebook Status Posts:
- That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
- There’s nothing like having a long to-do list to make me feel like doing absolutely nothing.
- I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me.
- College is a constant battle of should I work out, eat, study, socialize, or cry.
- I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding. I drink wine in yoga pants.
- When you are dead, you don’t know that you dead. It’s only difficult for the others. It’s the same when you are stupid.
- Study or else you’ll have to be a stripper.
- Stalking is such a strong word. Let’s call it….social investigating.
- This day will end with either wine or shopping. Probably both.
- Unsure if I’m single because nobody likes me or because I like nobody…..
- For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction.
- My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.
- Hey.. The tequila I drank wants to tell you a secret.
- My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I’m at the gym or if I’m at Walmart.
- Watching my dad try to scroll through pictures on my phone is like watching someone trying to pet a bubble.
- Why do we even ask rhetorical questions?
- It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.
- The loudest possible way to open a bag of chips is to try and do so quietly.
- Saying “Amen” is like the holy way of saying “true that”
- Maybe cats knock things off the table because we push cats off the table and they just assume that’s what they’re supposed to do.
This Cat Doesn’t Give a Sh*t..
Oh man, the look on that cats face is priceless!
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