Rihanna Soldier, Generation Gap, and Status Book

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Facebook Status Book:

  1. Apparently my awesomitude outshines my kickassedness.
  2. I can’t believe that all these “single ladies in my area” want to meet me, must be due to all the “free Ipads” I’ve been winning.
  3. That awkward moment when you’re at your friend’s house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
  4. I’m so deep in the friendzone that I’ve met her boyfriend’s parents.
  5. Just ordered a round of waters for everyone at the bar.
  6. I need a part-time job that pays $30,000 a week.
  7. When you were a kid, “I’m going to tell your mom” was the scariest sentence ever.
  8. I get awkward when people compliment me “Nice hair” “Thanks, I grew it myself”
  9. Highly stressed people are more prone to chronic insomnia.
  10. Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly…
  11. I don’t procrastinate…I’ll prove it tomorrow.
  12. Everyone has that one friend that they address only by their last name.
  13. I’m always one bad decision away from a good time.
  14. As you get older you realize that the “cool” parents were actually just bad parents.
  15. True friends greet each other with an insult.
  16. Instagram now permits video uploads. So now you can not only upload a picture of your food, but a video of it going into your mouth.
  17. I’m not a stalker, I’m just bad with goodbyes.
  18. If someone is talking to themselves we think they’re crazy, but it’s normal to ask a dog questions and answer them out loud in baby talk?
  19. I have a sweet parking spot at the Mall. I’m just going to sit here for the next 10 minutes with my reverse lights on, pissing people off.
  20. Today’s forecast.. mostly cloudy with a 99.9% chance of alcohol.

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Generation Gap

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Soldier Sings Rihanna (Awesome)

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