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- DO NOT TEXT ME WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING I’m not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your ass is wrapped around a tree.
- Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They’re probably the reason.
- I’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again.
- Remember the good old days when making the “duck face” involved 2 Pringles?
- Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack by now.
- Not sure if my house is creaking for its own personal house reason or I’m about to be murdered.
- I think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself.
- Do you ever take a good pic of yourself and use it for everything & then look at it one day and you’re like omg this is actually the worst pic ever!
- Every time an email gets bounced back to me and I get the Mailer-Daemon message I for one second think it’s an email from Matt Damon.
- There’s not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she’s super hot trip on her high heels.
- Do you ever just want to pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life?
- Todays muffin top and spandex parade was brought to you by the good patrons of Wal-Mart. You’re welcome.
- Want to piss off a lot of people quickly? Walk into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close.
- I’m too young to be too old for everything.
- “People should just mind their own business,” probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read on a social networking site.
- Facebook needs a “stop fishing for compliments” button.
- That awkward moment when you show someone something really funny and they don’t think it’s funny at all.
- I have a smart phone with a dumbass battery.
- When your bra and underwear match, it’s gonna be a good day!
- Text her first, it will make her day ❤
KittEhhh Sez No!
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