Basketball Music, NO KittEh! & Status Board

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Status Board:

  1. DO NOT TEXT ME WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING I’m not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your ass is wrapped around a tree.
  2. Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They’re probably the reason.
  3. I’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again.
  4. Remember the good old days when making the “duck face” involved 2 Pringles?
  5. Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack by now.
  6. Not sure if my house is creaking for its own personal house reason or I’m about to be murdered.
  7. I think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself.
  8. Do you ever take a good pic of yourself and use it for everything & then look at it one day and you’re like omg this is actually the worst pic ever!
  9. Every time an email gets bounced back to me and I get the Mailer-Daemon message I for one second think it’s an email from Matt Damon.
  10. There’s not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she’s super hot trip on her high heels.
  11. Do you ever just want to pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life?
  12. Todays muffin top and spandex parade was brought to you by the good patrons of Wal-Mart. You’re welcome.
  13. Want to piss off a lot of people quickly? Walk into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close.
  14. I’m too young to be too old for everything.
  15. “People should just mind their own business,” probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read on a social networking site.
  16. Facebook needs a “stop fishing for compliments” button.
  17. That awkward moment when you show someone something really funny and they don’t think it’s funny at all.
  18. I have a smart phone with a dumbass battery.
  19. When your bra and underwear match, it’s gonna be a good day!
  20. Text her first, it will make her day ❤

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KittEhhh Sez No!

kitty sez no

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