Puppy Guitar, Intellectual Baby, and Clever Statuses.

Score more likes per share, with these…

Clever Status Posts for Facebook:

• I wish the dollar store sold gas.  ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
• It’s so crazy how being tickled can go from fun to torture in a matter of seconds.
• No one is as good looking as their profile picture, and no one’s as ugly as their drivers license picture.
• Whenever people start getting too close to me I talk into my watch as I hold eye contact with them.
• I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you…
• Can’t wait till I’m old and I can play the ‘fall asleep’ card in awkward situations.
• I miss the days when making a “duck face” required two Pringles.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think “you dirty bastard”.
• Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere.
• If someone says “This place is crackalackin!”, does that mean it’s lacking white people?
• Big shout out to all the spiders not building their webs at face level.
• I want to think positive but I know it won’t work.
• My boyfriend says he thinks that I might be a stalker…..Well, he’s not exactly my boyfriend yet…..
• Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can’t stand most of the people you sort of know.  (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
• I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty psyched about working full time for the next 60 years!

Intellectual Baby:

Genius! Spread the word on your Facebook newsfeed for more likes, comments, and good times in general.

Puppy Guitar:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Y-KURjWSA[/youtube]

Can’t stop… heart is melting… can’t look away! That is ridiculously cute and I want to share it with the world.