Upstairs Dog, Spider Camel, and 15 Great Statuses.

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15 Great (and Relevant) Status Update Posts for Facebook:

  1. Here’s a complete list of all the things in life I’ve got figured out:
  2. You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
  3. They should hold movie auditions in bars. That’s where most men and women do their best acting.
  4. I over analyze situations, because I’m scared of what will happen if I’m not prepared for it.
  5. The scariest part of the show “I didn’t know I was pregnant” is that there are enough of these women to sustain an entire series.
  6. Halo 4 and Black Ops 2 are both coming out during No Shave November… Teen pregnancy is going to be at an all-time low.
  7. I’m not saying she’s fat, she’s just easy to see.
  8. Some of the best and worst lies I’ve ever told are excuses for why I’m late.
  9. Sometimes I get quiet all of a sudden. That’s when there’s a million and one things going through my mind.
  10. Listen, you can keep retaking all the pictures you want but that’s just what your face really looks like.
  11. My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
  12. They could put nuclear missile launch codes in porn movie end credits and they’d still be perfectly safe.
  13. My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!
  14. Oh, you hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called “Everybody”, and we meet at the bar.
  15. Keep scrolling, I got nothin.

Spider Camel:

Spider Camel

Spider Camel is EXACTLY what it sounds likes 🙂 Spread the love on Facebook.

A Pug Goes Upstairs:

That was 15seconds of awesomeness. It’s almost as if he’s floating. Well done, puppy, and for that we salute you!

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