Pig Drumming, Blanket Forts, anddd Creative Status Ideas

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Creative Facebook Status Ideas:

  1. That awkward moment when there’s a hair on your tongue and you have to try and get it off without looking like an idiot.
  2. A paper cut is a tree’s last revenge.
  3. If someone ever figures out how to harness the heat laptops give off and turn it into energy, crisis averted/world saved.
  4. I appreciate when people ask how I’m feeling because it not only shows they care, but also, that they think I can still feel.
  5. I didn’t sign up for the 401k at work, because there’s no way I can run that far.
  6. When I come home 4 the holidays I throw $35 on the table & say “Look we’re keeping the thermostat at 70, and we’re turning on some lights.”
  7. I don’t believe anyone who says they understand how to play Minesweeper.
  8. Music always helps, no matter what you’re going through.
  9. A quiet man is a thinking man.
    A quiet woman is usually mad.
  10. Picking out a hair color is getting ridiculous “honey golden medium highlighted natural blonde.”
  11. Mashed potatoes are the candy of vegetables.
  12. There’s nothing like the feeling of printing out a paper you just finished right before you leave to class.
  13. Does a blind person have to pick up their guide dog’s poop?
  14. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
  15. Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006, thanks Facebook!
  16. Complaining about your iPhone on your iPhone is the new I’m with stupid.
  17. Watching your phone battery die and not having any way to charge it is second only to having a cavity filled.
  18. Like a drug dealer getting rid of the evidence, if I ever get pulled over for texting and driving I’ll just throw my phone out the window.
  19. I don’t go to bars for the same reason I don’t grocery shop when I’m hungry. I always come home with things I didn’t need.
  20. There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights.

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Pig Drumming 101:

Who knew that Pigs were so musical? That’ll do Pig, That’ll do!

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