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20 LOL Facebook Status Updates:
- Oxford Dictionary named “Selfie” the word of the year. Stop the planet, I want to get off.
- 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
- I wish my dog could text me.
- I’m having a terrible day so I should probably go to Facebook and post statuses about how perfect life is.
- I just like to be left alone sometimes, no I’m not angry, no I’m not sad. I just like to be alone.
- Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired.
- I can tell by the way you park your car that I hate you.
- Your best friends are the ones who you don’t have to act socially acceptable around.
- As long as you have hope, anything can happen.
- I want to put my headphones in and disappear for a few weeks.
- I was getting really depressed today but then I realized double cheeseburgers exist.
- How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
- Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet. Thanks Obama.
- Life is short. Don’t wait until the end of the first date to tell someone you love them.
- My high school girlfriend got “uses her kids as her Facebook profile picture” fat.
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- That awkward moment when you frantically search for something that’s already in your hand.
- When your solution is beer, everything looks better.
- People be like… I will love you unconditionally on one condition.
- Someday, somewhere, somehow I’m going to do something.
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