Oh Thursday You’re sooo Hilarious

Welcome back friends!  Make this Thursday on Facebook a little more enjoyable with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn’t doing the same thing. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • When all else fails, admit I’m right and kiss my butt.
  • Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
  • If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.
  • I bet you I could stop gambling.
  • AIBOHPHOBIA – the fear of palindromes.
  • I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • I don’t take drugs – I’m not even an athlete.
  • The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
  • There is so much nudity on TV these days…I just sit there and shake my fist.
  • Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Sad but true!

Funny Video to Post:


LOL Did that really just go down?!?!

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