Welcome back friends! Make this Thursday on Facebook a little more enjoyable with these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn’t doing the same thing. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
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When all else fails, admit I’m right and kiss my butt.
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.
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I bet you I could stop gambling.
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AIBOHPHOBIA – the fear of palindromes.
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I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- I don’t take drugs – I’m not even an athlete.
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The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
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There is so much nudity on TV these days…I just sit there and shake my fist.
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Funny Picture to Post:
Sad but true!
Funny Video to Post:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4VqpmkaSeQ[/youtube]
LOL Did that really just go down?!?!
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