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I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- Need to save money on car insurance? Flee the scene.
Universal truth: You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
- Why are Facebook jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend? It’s not like they had to be there… ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them.
- On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I’m at Mel Gibson drunk right now.
At the Pentagon, there are five sides to every story.
The Doctor to the Patient.. “I’m stumped. I guess we’re just going to have to wait for the autopsy results.”
- I hate it when I’m telling an awesome story, and realize halfway through that I should not be telling it to the person that I am.
- How long does guacamole last in the fridge? Please say a year.
This white chocolate Dove bar tastes like soap. … oh. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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