Enjoy your weekend folks and make your friends laugh with these…
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The farther away the future is, the better it looks. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
- “I’ve always done it this way.” I understand that, but you’ve always done it wrong.
- Some people, even in photos, just look like they smell.
I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
When rabbits get divorced, it’s called splitting hares.
- Checked a lot off my thought-about-doing-today list.
I wasn’t sleeping. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
- The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Sorry to hear about the whole “losing your mind thing.” But I know you pretty well and I don’t think you’ll miss it.
I’ve reached the age where birthdays just aren’t what they used to be. You know… fun.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Kids… Santa is real, and he is… AWESOME.
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Most unpredictable ending to Peoples Court… Ever.
Enjoy your weekend folks!