World Famous – Weekend Wrap Up

Enjoy your weekend folks and make your friends laugh with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The farther away the future is, the better it looks. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
  • “I’ve always done it this way.” I understand that, but you’ve always done it wrong.
  • Some people, even in photos, just look like they smell.
  • I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
  • Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • When rabbits get divorced, it’s called splitting hares.

  • Checked a lot off my thought-about-doing-today list.
  • I wasn’t sleeping. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
  • The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
  • Sorry to hear about the whole “losing your mind thing.” But I know you pretty well and I don’t think you’ll miss it.

  • I’ve reached the age where birthdays just aren’t what they used to be. You know… fun.

  • Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
  • The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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Funny Picture to Post:

Kids… Santa is real, and he is… AWESOME.

Funny Video to Post:

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Most unpredictable ending to Peoples Court…  Ever.

Enjoy your weekend folks!

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