Enjoy your weekend folks and make your friends laugh with these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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The farther away the future is, the better it looks. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
- “I’ve always done it this way.” I understand that, but you’ve always done it wrong.
- Some people, even in photos, just look like they smell.
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I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
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When rabbits get divorced, it’s called splitting hares.
- Checked a lot off my thought-about-doing-today list.
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I wasn’t sleeping. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
- The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
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Sorry to hear about the whole “losing your mind thing.” But I know you pretty well and I don’t think you’ll miss it.
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I’ve reached the age where birthdays just aren’t what they used to be. You know… fun.
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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Funny Picture to Post:
Kids… Santa is real, and he is… AWESOME.
Funny Video to Post:
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Most unpredictable ending to Peoples Court… Ever.
Enjoy your weekend folks!
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