New Years Status Updates

Funny Status Updates for New Years Eve and New Years Day:

  • Stir the eggnog, Lift the toddy. Happy New Year, Everybody!
  • I’m not making any resolutions this year because I’m still working on the ones from 2003.
  • I’m setting more realistic New Year’s resolutions this year, like never doing anything right and not pleasing my wife.
  • Starting now, every hour, on the hour, walk up to a stranger and slip the tongue in. Because it’s midnight somewhere. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
  • I can’t believe other countries are allowed to celebrate the New Year before America. Some superpower we turned out to be.
  • My resolution for this new and upcoming year is that I will attempt to –and hopefully succeed– (but who is to really say what “success” is?) in being –in no uncertain terms– more succinct.
  • I work 4:00pm to 12:00am, so every night is like New Year’s Eve. I’m always counting down to Midnight.

Have a safe & happy holiday, world!