Mustache Cat, Call Police Baby, and Top Statuses

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Top Statuses on Facebook:

1. Dear June, be good to me.
2. I wish life had a “rewind-the-weekend” button.
3. Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I’m deleting evidence.
4. A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves a thousand moments of regret.
5. Pandora: *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* runs out of skips.. *changes station*
6. I just can’t keep up with the Kardashians!
7. Everything’s funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh.
8. No one ever really wants to hear about the dream you had last night.
9. Angelica Pickles was the original bad bitch.
10. I liked it but it already had a ring on it.
11. Nice outfit. Did it come with a pole?
12. Too ugly for the people I want. Too hot for the people who want me.
13. Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
14. That 3D ultrasound photo of your baby is scaring the shit out of everyone. #FunnyCuzItsTrue
15. Spent the morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
16. Amanda Bynes just announced that she’s becoming a rapper. I honestly can’t tell if she’s crazy or if this is the best episode of Punk’d ever.
17. I hate when someone calls my phone and asks “Who is this?” MoFo you called me. WHO IS YOU?
18. 1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way. grabs phone….”k”
19. I’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a normal sleeping pattern.
20. *Phone on silent*. 10 missed calls. *Turns volume to loudest*. Nobody calls all day.

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Mustache Cat is Quite Pleased….

Who doesn’t love getting their mustache serviced? A little mustache love goes a long way! Some might even say his Mustache is purrrfect.

Just Call the Police, Baby…

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