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High Quality Facebook Status Quotes:
- Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions be louder than your words.
- Never underestimate the seductive power of correct grammar.
- Only trust people who like big butts… They can not lie.
- Dear Fellow Americans, we need to stop making stupid people famous.
- “Trust me, you can dance.” -Vodka
- Women hate liars unless the lies are about how you can lose 10lbs in 3 days.
- And yet, despite the headphones on my head, you’re still talking.
- Admit it, you’ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
- Who else does this?
1. wets toothbrush
2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush
3. wets toothbrush again
4. starts brushing teeth
- Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it out, avoid the bullshit, take chances, and never have regrets.
- When butterflies get nervous, do they feel humans in their stomach?
- Put my vitamins in Pez dispensers for convenience
- I don’t trust people who smile before 9 AM.
- I don’t run. In fact, if you see me running, you better follow because it’s likely something is chasing me.
- It’s stupid how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
- Never look back. That’s where all the monsters are.
- I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don’t know how much I want. They don’t know my life. They don’t know what I’ve been through.
- You call them “cuss words”… I call them “sentence enhancers”.
- The awkward moment when the most annoying person is complaining about someone being annoying.
- Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder.
Doggie Diva Seesters:
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