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20 Fun Facebook Status Ideas:
- Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid.
- I can’t get out of bed.
These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust.
- I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and I’d probably still not do my homework.
- Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself.
- Never trust a person who doesn’t like dogs.
- I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
- Men: if your woman makes you sleep on the couch, use the cushions to build an awesome fort and then hang a “no girls allowed” sign.
- It’s so adorable when my Mom calls and asks me for my “email number.”
- Never assume anything but the position.
- I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem.
- I’m not sure why, but to me Cheerios sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals.
- Somewhere, right this minute, someone is reading this sentence.
- Bond. Hydrogen bond.
- I laid awake all night again worrying about why I’m always so tired.
- To whoever said “fight fire with fire”: do you actually test your own advice before giving it?
- Thinking about changing my name to Woo Hoo. It would be nice to have strangers cheering for me regularly
- Yes, I realize I’m leaving early. But don’t forget, I also came in late.
- Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
- A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab.
- When I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please don’t ask me if I want a tour.
Puppy Play Time ( Adorable!)
Dem Pups! They just wanna play play play 🙂 daddy does a good job teaching them how. Share if you enjoyed.