Amazing Child Singer, Gummy Bearsicles, and Creative Statuses

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20 Creative Facebook Statuses:

  1. Don’t text me when I’m playing Flappy Bird.
  2. That awkward moment when Facebook notifies you of 4 birthdays today and you wish 1 person happy birthday and ignore the other 3 birthdays.
  3. Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another.
  4. I grew up in the era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games.
  5. I tell my parents a funny story, then it turns into a “life-lesson”.
  6. Do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why?
  7. Use my handheld internet device to talk to humans? Eff that noise.
  8. 10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
  9. Who me? Just fixing society’s problems by liking and sharing ish on Facebook.
  10. According to legend, vampires can only enter your home if invited in. Otherwise, they’ll just leave you with some free reading materials.
  11. Observation: Any story that ends with “Anyway, it was really funny” is not really funny.
  12. If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make patterns in their crops and leave.
  13. I know pushing the button repeatedly won’t make the crosswalk change any faster, but it’s not like I have anything else to do right now.
  14. I wish ice cream trucks came around at night when we needed them the most.
  15. These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
  16. Fun fact: Fireflies are not actually flies, they’re beetles. Also, most of them are not on fire.
  17. I like you as a friend. Well, more like as a friend of a friend.
  18. Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
  19. Wave your hands in the air! Wave ‘em all around like you’re relatively indifferent to the current situation in which you find yourself!

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