This week on FB…
Most Liked Status Updates:
- Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes and your french fries.
- I’m convinced that the employees of Ikea were just used to be customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up.
- The self checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
- The older I get, the more I enjoy being bored.
- Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can’t get the straw in then they cut you off.
- A woman always worries about the things that men forget and men always worry about the things women remember.
- It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio!
- When I see a ridiculously hot person in a shitty car I always wonder what went wrong.
- I need a matchmaking service for socks.
- And I was like “No, Coke is NOT ok. I wanted a Pepsi.” And she was all “Sir, 911 should only be dialed for real emergencies.”
- We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, for example: “I’m bored, lets go brush your teeth!”
- You’ll never get the same results running in place as you will running from a lion.
- “I’ve been super busy” really just means “you’re not worth the effort”.
- The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “what’s wrong” is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that’s coming.
- Guys are like fish… Yeah there are plenty in the sea but we sometimes forget that part of the sea is polluted and may produce dis-functional, mutated fish.
- Panicking searching for your iPhone in your pockets and realizing your holding it in your hand. There’s no app for that.
- Don’t think too much. You’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
- My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible…
- There’s nothing more annoying than having a song stuck in your head that you don’t know all the words to.
- Sometimes I speak in a different font but no one ever notices.
How adorable is that?!?!?! Make the world a better place and share this little cutie 🙂 (source: imgur)
Guy Skydives with an Umbrella: (WARNING: Trained Professional, do not try this at home)
I think everyone has wondered about that at some point. Glad he can make it seem so elegant 🙂 Share this Youtube Viral Video on your FB page for likes & shares.