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  • Of course I know how to shut up. I just never know when to.
  • My favorite color is chocolate.
  • Deaf to bullshit, blind to fake shit. Stop wasting your time on people who don’t deserve to be an issue in your life.
  • I’ve decided I’m going to start living my life to the fullest. Hey… Can you pass me that remote control?
  • LIKE if you hate when you… say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit.
  • Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode.
  • Coffee is like an early morning kick in the attitude.
  • Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…
  • Today I saw a baby with a bib that said “This dumbass put my cape on backwards.” (170+Likes in 11minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • My keys always end up in the pocket opposite of my free hand.
  • A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. But I suppose that’s not a problem for you.
  • Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
  • There are two kinds of people in the world: those who finish what they start
  • You can own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
  • Everybody hates me because I’m so universally well liked.
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  • I’m ready to listen. Are you ready to think?
  • How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Insanity. Not just a defense. It’s a lifestyle too.
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Telemarketing Revenge:


Hahah, GENIUS! Post that one on your Facebook Wall to get tons of hilarious comments & LIKEs.

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