Firefighter Exam, Funny Label, & EPIC Statuses

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EPIC Facebook Status Updates:

• You know, there are people that can get you help. Unfortunately, I’m not one of them. (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• I wish somebody would invent a Slim Fast beer.
• If coffee were blood, I’d be Count DracuLATTE.
• Made a mistake? Don’t beat yourself up over it. We’ll do that for you.
• There are two words in a person’s life that will open a lot of doors for them… PULL and PUSH.
• I miss my wife’s cooking… every chance I get.
• The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles.
• Reinventing yourself is easy when no one knows you exist.
• A secret is something you tell to one person at a time.
• ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because my standards have been set unrealistically high after mentally dating a celebrity. (101+Likes in 9minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
• Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.
• I can rise and shine. But not at the same time.
• It’s not the big failures I mind so much. It’s the constant pitter patter of little defeats.
• For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
• You never learn anything by doing it right.
• When God made me, he was just showing off.
• “Me, fail English? That’s unpossible!” ~The Simpsons
• Having a dog is like having an alarm system that stains your floors.
• I like the way you think. It’s almost as if you don’t.
• 1. Goto Google 2. Search for Google Gravity 3. Press “I’m feeling lucky” or go to the first result. 4. Enjoy…   (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
• Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

Something odd about this tag found on a pair of pants…

Firefighter Exam Video:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=potsGTNZldA[/youtube]

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