Firefighter Exam, Funny Label, & EPIC Statuses

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EPIC Facebook Status Updates:

  • You know, there are people that can get you help. Unfortunately, I’m not one of them. (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I wish somebody would invent a Slim Fast beer.
  • If coffee were blood, I’d be Count DracuLATTE.
  • Made a mistake? Don’t beat yourself up over it. We’ll do that for you.
  • There are two words in a person’s life that will open a lot of doors for them… PULL and PUSH.
  • I miss my wife’s cooking… every chance I get.
  • The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles.
  • Reinventing yourself is easy when no one knows you exist.
  • A secret is something you tell to one person at a time.
  • ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because my standards have been set unrealistically high after mentally dating a celebrity. (101+Likes in 9minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.
  • I can rise and shine. But not at the same time.
  • It’s not the big failures I mind so much. It’s the constant pitter patter of little defeats.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
  • You never learn anything by doing it right.
  • When God made me, he was just showing off.
  • “Me, fail English? That’s unpossible!” ~The Simpsons
  • Having a dog is like having an alarm system that stains your floors.
  • I like the way you think. It’s almost as if you don’t.
  • 1. Goto Google 2. Search for Google Gravity 3. Press “I’m feeling lucky” or go to the first result. 4. Enjoy…   (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

Something odd about this tag found on a pair of pants…

Funny Tag

Firefighter Exam Video:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=potsGTNZldA[/youtube]

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