We got the cure for the hump day blues. Post these funny statuses and watch the comments/likes roll in…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
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A day in my office is like Christmas. I do all the work and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
- If you dream big, you’re gonna need a king-size bed.
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An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh.
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The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it gets replaced. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
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The Paranoid’s Christmas Carol.. Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
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Days are short in December but spending them with family really stretches them out.
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I have no problem keeping secrets. It’s the people I tell…
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The Kamikazi Instructor, “Watch closely. I’m only going to do this once.”
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Zoo animals don’t know they live in a gated community. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Haha, what a great tune. Back when Jim Carrey was funny!
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