Funny December Statuses on Facebook

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Funny December Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • I can’t believe it’s Christmas eve eve eve and they’re making me work.
  • In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
  • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
  • Be naughty and save Santa the trip. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • For Christmas I want Santa’s list of naughty girls.
  • I think Microsoft has gone too far… Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
  • A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads.
  • When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
  • What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
  • Nudist Camp sign : Sorry, Clothed for Winter.
  • The only reason kids like Christmas is because they’re not the ones buying all the presents.
  • Someone should help Rihanna. She likes rude boys, loves being lied to, thinks she’s the only girl in the world & has forgotten her name.
  • Someone should help Rihanna. She likes rude boys, loves being lied to, thinks she’s the only girl in the world & has forgotten her name.
  • It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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Funny Holiday Video to Post:

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That is exactly what happens @ my house!

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