What is up amigos? Laugh it up this Tuesday with these…
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- Consciousness bone connected to the coffee bone.
- In a new poll of procrastinators, 21% favor Facebook, 17% Twitter, and 62% “will answer the question tomorrow
- First Rule of *Always Right* Club–No Men Allowed.
- I must remember…no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling.
- I think we could significantly cut down the number of different pasta shapes and still be okay.
- I’m not anti-social. I’m just not user-friendly. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen’s clubs.
- Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
- An office Christmas party is not a good time to ask the boss for a raise. Wait until the next day when you have pictures.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
- If rabbits feet are so lucky…what happened to the rabbit? (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Hahaha one of my favorite clips of all time, hands down hilarious prank!