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- Make yourself at home… clean my kitchen! (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
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I try to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
- My action figure would come with action sold separately.
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I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning but now how it applies to me.
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Well, I see no one turned up for first day of ninja school… or did they?
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Home is where you can say anything you like ’cause nobody listens to you anyway. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKEs in 5min)
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They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.
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I hate when im making a milkshake & boys randomly show up in my yard..
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I’m speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I was going, Officer.
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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
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Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.
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I don’t think I’ve ever been told I’m a bad listener.
- Never believe anything until it’s been officially denied.
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If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
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Very few things upset my wife. It makes me feel rather special to be one of them.
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It isn’t the pace of life that concerns me. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
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Some open minds should be closed for repairs. (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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I am actually quite pleasant until I’m awake.
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