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  • Back in my day, we had MySpace too. And it extended five feet in every direction.  (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. ~John Lithgow
  • No one ever answers my questions, but they always question my answers.
  • Be a Minimalist. It’s the least you can do.
  • If you think life is unfair, you’re not gonna be too thrilled about death.
  • Just honked at a red light. That doesn’t work.
  • A lot of people say I’m indifferent, but I don’t care.
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  • My little sister’s password for the Disney website is “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto” I asked her why, she said “They told me to use 4 characters”
  • I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
  • Why does everyone say my name like it means “Shut Up”?
  • Winning a losing battle.
  • I tried to drown my sorrows, but they were strong swimmers.
  • Before Google, there was memory.
  • My doctor e-mailed me asking if I knew my “blod group”. I replied, “typo.”
  • The future is much like the present, only longer.
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