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- Back in my day, we had MySpace too. And it extended five feet in every direction. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. ~John Lithgow
- No one ever answers my questions, but they always question my answers.
Be a Minimalist. It’s the least you can do.
If you think life is unfair, you’re not gonna be too thrilled about death.
- Just honked at a red light. That doesn’t work.
A lot of people say I’m indifferent, but I don’t care.
- Never underestimate a woman’s ability to make anything your fault. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 101+ LIKES in just 19 minutes)
- My little sister’s password for the Disney website is “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto” I asked her why, she said “They told me to use 4 characters”
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Why does everyone say my name like it means “Shut Up”?
Winning a losing battle.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but they were strong swimmers.
- Before Google, there was memory.
- My doctor e-mailed me asking if I knew my “blod group”. I replied, “typo.”
- The future is much like the present, only longer.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
Some open minds should be closed for repairs.
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Laser Kitty Bowling…
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