Kermit Cookies, Pet Pic Gone Bad, & Random Status Posts

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20 Random & Hilarious Status Posts:

  1. The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself.
  2. That awkward moment when you tell your parents something funny, but it turns into a life lesson.
  3. Twinkie’s could survive a nuclear attack, but not the economic collapse. That’s like pollution getting so bad that cockroaches go extinct.
  4. I wish I could commute by roller coaster.
  5. Love is like working out it hurts really bad until you just give up and eat a cake.
  6. Panda Bear: /”’ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ/”’
  7. I believe in love at first sight because… I’ve loved my mum since I opened my eyes!
  8. How about we start being thankful everyday, and have a holiday once a year called Complainsgiving?
  9. I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all.
  10. I just don’t have enough middle fingers for today.
  11. I just can’t stop thinking of all the people who signed my yearbooks that I have let down by failing to “stay cool”
  12. Please shift gears…You’re stuck on stupid again.
  13. I don’t have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve.
  14. I didn’t do it! Unless I was supposed to do it. Then of course I did it!
  15. That awkward moment when you really want to talk to someone, but don’t know how to continue the conversation.
  16. I FINALLY found a machine at the gym I like: the vending machine!
  17. Always remember you’re unique…just like everyone else.
  18. Don’t talk about yourself so much- we’ll do that when you leave.
  19. Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
  20. Sometimes I feel like only Google understands what I’m trying to say…

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Cute Pet Picture Attempt Gone Badddddd…

Cute Pet Pic Gone Bad....

Wow, that is terrifying!

Cookies win. Every. time.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYIRO97dhII[/youtube]

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