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Witty Facebook Status Posts:
- Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.
- Like if you this read wrong.
- Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories.
- I need you. I want you. I love you… Food.
- When I have money = Nothing to buy. When I don’t have money = I want everything.
- I sleep less, I’m tired. I sleep more, I’m tired. Life is impossible…
- I don’t know why you put your boat in Shit Creek to begin with.
- If HP made weapons there would be no wars because the stupid ammo would cost more than the guns.
- Life is less like a box of chocolate and more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
- Old couples make you realize someone can love you forever.
- I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now it’s a bad habit.
- Dad: Who is your Best Teacher? Me: Google..
- 6h “Was that lightning?” “No no…. they’re taking pictures for Google Earth..”
- I would like to invite you to stop inviting me to Like your page on Facebook.
- Life is short. If you love someone, tell them 10 minutes into the first date.
- U, R, 2, 6, C, I, 1, 2, 4, Q. LIKE if you get.
- Spongebob: | ( • )( • ) | Patrick: / ( • )( • ) Squidward: ( (•)(•) ) Plankton: | (•) | Mr. Krabs: |•||•| LIKE if you can see them.
- I’m shy at first but… I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.
- Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.. Then be Batman.
- Usain Bolt should be a unlockable character on Temple Run.
A Little Cat..
Real cute little guy 🙂
Iron Maiden Will Make You Happy:
ROFL! Only Hardcore Metal Music Makes That Kid Happy 🙂 Whatever Floats Your Boat Kiddo!