Iron Maiden Baby, Little Cat, & Witty Status Posts

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Witty Facebook Status Posts:

  1. Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.
  2. Like if you this read wrong.
  3. Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories.
  4. I need you. I want you. I love you… Food.
  5. When I have money = Nothing to buy. When I don’t have money = I want everything.
  6. I sleep less, I’m tired. I sleep more, I’m tired. Life is impossible…
  7. I don’t know why you put your boat in Shit Creek to begin with.
  8. If HP made weapons there would be no wars because the stupid ammo would cost more than the guns.
  9. Life is less like a box of chocolate and more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
  10. Old couples make you realize someone can love you forever.
  11. I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now it’s a bad habit.
  12. Dad: Who is your Best Teacher? Me: Google..
  13. 6h “Was that lightning?” “No no…. they’re taking pictures for Google Earth..”
  14. I would like to invite you to stop inviting me to Like your page on Facebook.
  15. Life is short. If you love someone, tell them 10 minutes into the first date.
  16. U, R, 2, 6, C, I, 1, 2, 4, Q. LIKE if you get.
  17. Spongebob: | ( • )( • ) | Patrick: / ( • )( • ) Squidward: ( (•)(•) ) Plankton: | (•) | Mr. Krabs: |•||•| LIKE if you can see them.
  18. I’m shy at first but… I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.
  19. Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.. Then be Batman.
  20. Usain Bolt should be a unlockable character on Temple Run.

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A Little Cat..

a little cat

Real cute little guy 🙂

Iron Maiden Will Make You Happy:


ROFL! Only Hardcore Metal Music Makes That Kid Happy 🙂 Whatever Floats Your Boat Kiddo!

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