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- Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and having their parents answer the phone.
- I need a phone with 500% battery life.
- Putting on a warm shirt that just came out of the dryer is quite possibly one of the best feelings ever.
- That awkward moment when you take a bath in the middle of the day and don’t know whether to wear normal clothes or pajamas.
- I’m a leader, not a follower…unless it’s down a dark alley, then screw that, you’re going first.
- My day starts backwards… I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
- We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
- Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck.
- We all tend to turn into the things we are pretending to be.
- B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not flipping bingo.
- My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
- I really wish my eyes could take photos.
- Sometimes you just gotta accept that some people can only be in your heart, not in your life.
- You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch.
- A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults there is.
- If you have a stupid ex… like this with your middle finger.
- I’m great in bed… I can sleep for hours.
- My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave.
- “Username or Password incorrect”….. why can’t you just tell me which one??
- I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that.
Welp, that about sums it up. Share if you enjoyed!
How they can do that stuff, I will never know. But, it sure is neat!