Logical Cat, Crazy Parkour, and Likeable Statuses

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Likeable Status Updates:

1. Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and having their parents answer the phone.
2. I need a phone with 500% battery life.
3. Putting on a warm shirt that just came out of the dryer is quite possibly one of the best feelings ever.
4. That awkward moment when you take a bath in the middle of the day and don’t know whether to wear normal clothes or pajamas.
5. I’m a leader, not a follower…unless it’s down a dark alley, then screw that, you’re going first.
6. My day starts backwards… I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
7. We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
8. Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck.
9. We all tend to turn into the things we are pretending to be.
10. B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not flipping bingo.
11. My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
12. I really wish my eyes could take photos.
13. Sometimes you just gotta accept that some people can only be in your heart, not in your life.
14. You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch.
15. A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults there is.
16. If you have a stupid ex… like this with your middle finger.
17. I’m great in bed… I can sleep for hours.
18. My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave.
19. “Username or Password incorrect”….. why can’t you just tell me which one??
20. I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that.

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Logical Cat:

Welp, that about sums it up. Share if you enjoyed!

Crazy Parkour

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRkGvKclVn0[/youtube]

How they can do that stuff, I will never know. But, it sure is neat!