Instaham, Cute Corgi, & Funny Status Ideas

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Funny Status Ideas for Facebook:

  • Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I love photos because they never change even when the person in it changes.
  • Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll.
  • Facebook is the leading cause to cell phone battery deaths.
  • I am really thankful that I have a desk job. I could never get all my personal stuff done at home.
  • Anyone can be “giving” or “supportive” when it benefits them.
  • The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching..  (209+LIKEs in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • When I first heard of the Hunger Games, I thought it had to do with food.
  • Nearly half a billion people in China never brush their teeth.
  • In the future, I’ll tell my grandchildren that I’m older than the internet thus blowing their minds forever.
  • We all have that friend that acts innocent, but is very naughty.
  • In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em to mess with you.
  • Never let a fool kiss you. Or a kiss fool you.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I wish I could have the money my company wastes.

Sup Guys!?! IS this dog winking at you???

Sup Guys

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