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- I love photos because they never change even when the person in it changes.
- Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll.
- Facebook is the leading cause to cell phone battery deaths.
- I am really thankful that I have a desk job. I could never get all my personal stuff done at home.
- Anyone can be “giving” or “supportive” when it benefits them.
- The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.. (209+LIKEs in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- When I first heard of the Hunger Games, I thought it had to do with food.
- Nearly half a billion people in China never brush their teeth.
- In the future, I’ll tell my grandchildren that I’m older than the internet thus blowing their minds forever.
- We all have that friend that acts innocent, but is very naughty.
- In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em to mess with you.
- Never let a fool kiss you. Or a kiss fool you. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I wish I could have the money my company wastes.
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