Strong Goldfish, Red Button, & EPIC Status Ideas

Step your Status Game up with these…

15 EPIC Status Ideas for Facebook:

  1. LKIE fi yuo cna raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore Asoemwe…  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. They told me to never give up. Now they call me a stalker.
  3. “Nineteen letters long” is 19 letters long.
  4. There is NEVER a valid reason to like your own status on Facebook.
  5. I was born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
  6. Confucius says, “Man who run in front of bus get tired, but man who run behind bus get exhausted.”
  7. When you really care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.
  8. LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it.  (188+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. Putting in headphones and lip syncing like you wrote the damn song.
  10. Those nights when all you want to do is cuddle up next to someone and then you realize you’re single.
  11. LIKE if you constantly check your phone for no reason.
  12. True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
  13. If I’m weird around you, that means I’m comfortable with you.
  14. Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. When I say ‘it’s a long story’, it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.

Now, that’s one badass goldfish!

One Badass Goldfish

Never give up in life! Another classic example of David vs. Goliath. Share this inspirational picture with your Facebook friends by hovering your mouse over the picture and clicking “SHARE”.

Don’t Push the Red Button:

Now, that’s some drama I could get into! Very well done viral video 🙂 I think everyone can enjoy that one. Post to your Timeline for LIKEs & Comments galore.

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