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Rad Facebook Status Updates:
- When I’m alone in my house, every sound is a ghost.
- I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
- After 11, please stop counting in months how old your kid is.
- Our generation is going to have the weirdest grandparents ever. Tatted, pierced up, not giving an eff & listening to rap music.
- Insomnia – the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day.
- How do I gently tell people that I don’t want to speak to their babies on the phone ever again?
- Honestly, I’ver never see anyone fall because of a banana.
- Getting addicted to a show, then watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it’s over.
- I have a boyfriend. Oh wait no… No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge.
- “When do we eat stuff?” -My brain, all day.
- Remember that no matter how much somebody loves you, there is a dog somewhere that loves you more.
- I need my coffee before I start pretending to work.
- So, I’ve been told hard work is the key to success, but I’m not above picking a lock every now and then.
- I wonder whether I can trust doctors with dead plants in the waiting room.
- You know you’ve hit a new level of procrastination when you’re too lazy to go eat.
- I looked at the keyboard earlier and I noticed ‘U’ & ‘I’ are together, it’s meant to be! Then I looked underneath it & it said JK.
- I have deja moo… the feeling I have heard this bull before.
- I want my tombstone to read: Keep In Touch.
- Sometimes it’s funnier when you DON’T add “lol” at the end.
- There’s a good reason I’m up this late: because I have to wake up really early.
Kung Fu Panda Hides:
Well done, Kung Fu Panda. You’re a master of disguise!
Dog Vs. Helicopter:
That. Was. Hilarious. Share if you want 😛