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Awesome Facebook Statuses:
- Reading texts while half asleep is like looking into the sun.
- That awkward moment when your walking down the stairs and think theres another step and you hulk stomp the ground.
- If my best friend hates you then I automatically hate you.
- “I didn’t get your text.” = Biggest lie ever told.
- I always plan on going to bed early. Then 4 hours later I’m wide awake watching Netflix and scrolling through my phone.
- Where can I download motivation??
- Girls fall in love by what they hear. Guys fall in love by what they see. That’s why most girls wear makeup and most guys lie.
- Shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if I had a thinner body and a fatter wallet.
- I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you’re special to me.
- “Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?” Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason.
- Reading Facebook in the morning like it’s the daily paper.
- Saying “AAAAAAAH” in front of the fan to hear your robot voice.
- Be crazy, be weird, and don’t be afraid of what anybody thinks.
- Dear life, when I said “Can my day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question not a challenge!
- If someone texts “K”, just reply with “L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”.
- Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
- Forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it.
- When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside. -Me to my fridge
- Isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying? If people killed people for being annoying I would’ve died like 15 years ago.
- You have lips….. I have lips …… interesting.
Straight hypnotized! Dem Eyes! Can’t. Stop. Staring. [source : imgur]
Rottweiler Saves Little Doggie From Coyote:
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