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20 Status Updates that get a good response:
- That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at somebody because they make you laugh.
- People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again.
- You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them.
- I’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a normal sleeping pattern.
- Even staring at a wall becomes interesting while studying.
- I hate it when I meow at cats and they don’t meow back. Unbelievably rude.
- Any woman can drive you crazy when you’re with her. Find the woman who drives you crazy being without her.
- My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
- Are we posting pictures of missing vegans on soy milk cartons yet?
- I’m convinced girls only want one thing from guys… All of our hoodies.
- Dentist: Do you remember the last time you flossed? Me: It should say on your sheet right over there.
- Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people.
- Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
- At the end of my dinner the waiter asks “wanna box” so I got up and knocked him the f out. I bet he won’t ask that question again.
- Depresso: When you’ve run out of coffee.
- Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
- You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
- You find out who your real friends are when all you have left to offer is friendship.
- These spaghetti-o’s taste like I don’t get paid until tomorrow.
- Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?
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